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By makinmywaydowntown - 01/05/2017 16:40 - United States - Belmar

Today, I went for a run. I ran a little slower than usual because I pulled a muscle and didn't want to injure it further. As I ran, I passed by two shithead 10-year-olds who screamed that I was fat, that I needed to run faster and that I sucked at running. FML

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ImminentDisaster 12

Friday 5 May 2017 11:49

Is the FML that you care what 10 year olds think?

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ImminentDisaster 12

Friday 5 May 2017 11:49

Is the FML that you care what 10 year olds think?

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