By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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xxashleylynne9xx 0

That's nasty hopefully you find a cleaner girl

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KiddNYC1O 20

If it smells bad, stay away.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

She could of started right then & there! Yeah, fyl op for being the one to discover that @ nose level! Otherwise crotch critters jumping cartwheels through a multiple STD zone comes to mind! Yuck! Either way FYL!

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DeadxManxWalking 27

So what was the big problem?

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bootz412 0

That's why when I go to go down on a girl I make she showers first and shaved ;)

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skyeyez9 24

A bird in the hand is worth T.P. in the bush.

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bitchy_bitch 0

What was the worse? Period blood? Ew, I just grossed myself out.

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Andrea87_fml 3

I think you hit the jackpot if she is on her period. Eww jk :P

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