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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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Pinned

By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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Drunk and stupid

By paulwatson93 - 17/05/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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Slapstick

By That Dumbass Friend - 28/07/2025 12:00 - United States - Newport

Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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Strike

By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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Dale_xD 15

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:10

Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L

Vanity_Knight 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:20

Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD

Comments

Compass 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:03

Usually this is done while the victim is performing the act. Premature ennunciation can lead to injuries such as these. What a shame...

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:09

XDDDD Balls LMAO Why am I the only one who finds this VERY hilarious XD Btw Snick.... HOT!!!!!!

Compass 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:11

Ooh, ooh, I have to do this (leave constructive criticism, I'm trying to improve): Looks like somebody... *puts on sunglasses* dropped the ball YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

sangiovese 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:45

I created an account solely to tell you how much I loved this. I actually laughed out loud, so much so that my roommate probably thinks I'm retarded. Good pun, and great reference.

Tootsiee 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:13

If nothing is broken ... then shh it :)

Jamkid 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:13

drop a ball on his foot so he'll kno how it feels

MagicalPegicorn 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:24

he jinked you!

iSitt 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:49

I have yet to break 100 in bowling. fml

containsnosoy 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:02

*shakes head* Your friends are mild.

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:50

Apparently I'm a man-*****~ So I got the right to talk dirty to all the little girls on the internet... Yes... Your a little girl~ I am slightly older then you... :P P.S. IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!! >.>

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:10

Hm.... *Thinks to self* (Me + Snick = Jealous Predix = Him putting on shades = Pulling out a G18 (Glock), and pointing it at me = He will shoot me = I end up dead = I rise once again = I bite the living shit out of him and he turns into a zombie biting more people and turning the entire world into zombie land where people slaughter each other and commit heinous sins that will forsaken them to and everlasting damnation! Soon everyone will come under the new rule! MY RULE!!!! In which I become the Zombie King!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Oh.... shit.... I fail :( )