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By EnglishLover - 11/07/2016 21:02 - Canada - Petrolia

Today, I wasn't feeling good. I went to the bathroom and started feeling faint. I woke up a couple minutes later, on the floor, with my pants around my knees. I don't what's worse: my dad possibly finding me like that or the fact that he didn't hear me collapse. FML

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TripleATeam 13

Tuesday 12 July 2016 12:38

Well, tell your dad either way. This could be a serious medical issue you need to get checked out.

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TripleATeam 13

Tuesday 12 July 2016 12:38

Well, tell your dad either way. This could be a serious medical issue you need to get checked out.

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