Miscellaneous: Today, I was yelled at by my mom for making dinner. She said...

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By anonymous - 17/07/2016 19:13 - United States - Huron

Today, I was yelled at by my mom for making dinner. She said I wasn't old enough to use the stove. I'm a 20 year old college student and I was making the popcorn she asked me to make for her. FML

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potatopatota 5

Monday 18 July 2016 11:03

Wait did your mum tell you to make popcorn for dinner? If so; she's a pretty awesome mum mine would never let me just have popcorn...

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:40

Is she slipping into dementia?

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potatopatota 5

Monday 18 July 2016 11:03

Wait did your mum tell you to make popcorn for dinner? If so; she's a pretty awesome mum mine would never let me just have popcorn...

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 18 July 2016 18:20

Popcorn! The corner-stone of any nutritious dinner.

Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 9:48

Sounds like she's hot then she's cold. She's yes, then she's no. She's in, then she's out. She's up, the. She's down.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:40

Is she slipping into dementia?

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