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By Anonymous - 02/01/2017 17:30 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, I was working a coffee stand in the middle of a very busy and loud food court, I had been screaming orders, so when an elderly lady came to get her coffee instead of saying something nice I screamed "Have a nice day" in her face, I don't think she'll be needing a coffee to wake her up.

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