Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up at 8 am having gone to bed at 6 am after...

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By Petty when Sleepy - 17/12/2016 15:32 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was woken up at 8 am having gone to bed at 6 am after pulling an 18 hour shift. My dad's reasoning? I absolutely had to vacuum out my truck before the cold front comes in at 5 pm. FML

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Dark_Cecilia 20

Monday 19 December 2016 13:38

How the heck did you get pounded with an 18 hour shift? o.o

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Dark_Cecilia 20

Monday 19 December 2016 13:38

How the heck did you get pounded with an 18 hour shift? o.o

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