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By ChelseaAnn08 - 03/05/2009 17:43

Today, I was walking to class and stepped off the curb. As I stepped down, I slipped. It had been raining for the past 2 days so I figured I had stepped in mud. I looked at my shoe and saw it wasn't mud, so I looked behind me to see what I had stepped in. I stepped in dead squirrel. FML

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wellesleybanana 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:40

That is soooo disgusting. I once was walking barefoot and stepped on a slug and it went between my toes... but your story is so much worse. Did you throw away the shoes? I would. After vomiting.

tick_tock 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:33

Poor squirrel =[

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evansb678 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:13

who does this shit. ur a lil bitch for posting this. stop signing on the internet to post gay shit that isnt amusing and let the rest of these fucktards that literally have the shittiest lives complain thanks, peace

PureGold 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:26

Ewwwwww!!! That's horrible x( I once went for a walk and saw an injured squirrel on the side of the road. I couldn't see the damage, but it couldn't move and kept touching it's leg. And then it look up at me with reeeally sad eyes...I wanted to get it to a vet or give it a hug or something. So sad :(

insane_chick 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:37

aww, poor squirrel. :'( As long as you didn't kill it... then its not your fault. If you did shame on you.

good_associate 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:41

Why the **** don't people look where they're walking?

liuken 3

Monday 4 May 2009 10:40

HOT DAMN. FYL

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