Work: Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While...

By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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You deserved it 790

By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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You deserved it 7 426

Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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You deserved it 207

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it 6 073

Stop staring

By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 21:00 - China - Suzhou

Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML

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You deserved it 124

By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 388

You deserved it 11 023

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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You deserved it 12 562

By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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You deserved it 6 567

Cad6 24

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:23

Nice catch.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:27

He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.

Comments

PaintItBlack_fml 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:41

A classier woman would have bought dinner first

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:42

That just raised your chances of getting the job.

THExistentialist 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:43

^ win.

Wellwhateverthen 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:43

HAHAH ^

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:47

hey maybe he'll give you a raise now ;)

missygirl213 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:49

How does that even happen? o.O

pagullarka 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:51

I don't know how it happened but make sure you not getting any ideas

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:50

We're you interviewing for a hand job?

Webslinger66 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:52

You're hired

himynamesholly 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:59

well first of all,are you a guy or a woman?

kei1108 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:02

If this kind of situation ever happens again, just laugh it off and move on. Nothing you can do to change the past! Might as well make it funny!! But FYL, OP. I'll bet that was embarrassing!