Money: Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some...

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

Comments

Brandy_RazorSpan 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:03

Really? how dose one let something like that happen?

someone2me2 1

Tuesday 30 March 2010 11:19

does

cutebuttshorty 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 14:35

what's a bum???

blankaex 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 17:15

Hobo (homeless)

dabears4life 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:23

people can do some crazy shit on drugs... trust me I used to work in a rehab facility.

jellycorn 13

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:17

What I find odd is that he knew exactly how tall she was.

chris4u2nv5 19

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:03

You sir, need some Jenny Craig or P90X

mathews666 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:03

WIN. what an awesome comment.

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

every bum knows how to fight

GiddyXD 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 0:01

true dat.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

reras89 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

That's why you don't give a bum money unless you have spare change in your pocket. Why the hell would you expose your wallet. YDI.

Anonymus101 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:10

LOL, YDI for getting your ass kicked by a woman a foot smaller then you.

AnneFTW 17

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:10

Hahaha! I'm sorry for laughing at you but this is just too funny! XD

mootimee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:10

Yes, I'm sure that as you got the shit beaten out of you, you took out your measuring tape to record that this bum was 5'0, exactly.

SenoraC 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 12:29

I would.

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:11

i have no clue how a 5 foot woman could beat you up. i'm sure there was a way to defend yourself. punch her in the face, run away, punt her, step on her. whatever it takes