Kids: Today, I was walking down the street when a couple of little...

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By Crybaby - 24/02/2016 17:05 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, I was walking down the street when a couple of little kids started making fun of my appearance. I'm a full grown adult, yet I still burst into tears. FML

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