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By mommaG - 06/01/2017 05:46

Today, I was using my new cookware . I put it in the oven & it broke . Glass all in my oven . My child also found some shards of glass in the tenderloin when she bit in . FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 10 January 2017 19:01

<p>You cooked in a glass dish that shattered and you <em>still</em> served the food to your kid?  I'm just happy you're not in the ER trying to deal with a stomach cut to pieces on broken glass!</p>

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 10 January 2017 19:01

<p>You cooked in a glass dish that shattered and you <em>still</em> served the food to your kid?  I'm just happy you're not in the ER trying to deal with a stomach cut to pieces on broken glass!</p>

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