By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

Sometimes a funny memory is better than sex.

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conrad01 6

Ahh... Laughter truly is the best birth control!

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Sometimes a funny memory is better than sex.

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YoTengoTomatoes 7

Aren't you supposed to practice before a striptease..? Obviously it would have helped in op's situation.

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CaptTeemo 10

23 - she probably did practice. But the shirt decided it won't happen that night

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joepatbob 0

A girl that can laugh at herself is even sexier.

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iloveturtlez 4

Something to look back on and laugh about :)

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aaahhhfire21 0

He couldn't have given u a hand when he saw it wasn't comin off?

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aaahhhfire21 0

Some ppl saying laughter is better then sex.... Well how bout laughter then sex... U can have ur cake and eat her too

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wlddog 14

That sounds like a great strip tease to me. You can always get a strip tease but you can't always make a hilarious moment.

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

@1 Agreed. One time I got a massive leg cramp during sex and according to my ex I did the funniest movements shes ever seen and it cracked her up whenever she thought of it. Good times.

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ucoolgirl31 20

Well better luck next time... Or just wear a different shirt...

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ColdplaySucks 18

You'd assume that if a shirt can be put on normally, it can be vice versa...

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ucoolgirl31 20

She never said it could be put on easily.

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ucoolgirl31 20

Really?? I am sorry!! I don't mean to come off that way....

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onlychildFTW 33

I wonder if OP means by awkward fit her boobs were to big for the shirt.

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FMLshark 12

66, I'm sure that's what you're hoping for.

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corleon198425 22

Its the little things in life that make precious moments

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boofgall 16

Plus, op, you got to make your boyfriend laugh a lot! He probably loves you for it!

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conrad01 6

Ahh... Laughter truly is the best birth control!

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ICastillo 24

Ya it is, but that would be funny Op .

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Il_Maestro 6

4- I hear that! Last night when I got naked my girlfriend just looked down and started laughing. Bitch didn't get laid that night.

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hwkfan1 10

Sometimes you just have to laugh.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Laughgasms are just as orgasms. But it's easier to get someone to laugh.

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anythingmustbe 18

Dont know why he is laughing no sex for him

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xactownife 7

He's laughing because that's hilarious and some people care about more than just sex.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I knew somebody would post a comment like this. He laughed because it was funny. When something is funny people laugh. Get over It.

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Abbeygale 8

I think it's sweet :L even in an odd situation like this the fact that you can have a laugh together is cute ;)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

That's what I was thinking! This will be something they can look back on and laugh at in the coming years of their relationship. :)

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Il_Maestro 6

I think part of the FML here is that there was a lack of coming.

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lissalove17 8

An awkward fit, or just too small? Next time, wear clothes that actually fit you.

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missalkali 8

some clothes are the right size and fit just fine but it has seams in awkward places and stuff. so stop jumping to conclusions

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petraphotoDOTca 6

calm down & don't get your panties in a knot.....OP, this is actually a cute story/memory

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your_face 15

Better yet, wear a size larger. Then you're less likely to have this problem.

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emeraldisle 30

Don't be mad. Laugh as yourself too. If that happened to me I would be.

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