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By single - 23/02/2016 21:10 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was trying to flirt with my crush and I wasn't really getting anywhere with him. After 30 minutes of that my best friend made eye contact with him. No big deal right? My crush then got up from his seat and asked her out. She said yes. FML

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