Today, I was the first to stir in the morning after a sleepover....

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By Livi - 09/06/2018 14:43 - United States - New York

Today, I was the first to stir in the morning after a sleepover. This caused the cat to scream for food until everyone else woke up. It was before 8am. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 12 June 2018 14:55

"SLAVE! ATTEND TO ME!" - Your Cat I feel your pain, I have one of those cats myself.

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 12 June 2018 14:55

"SLAVE! ATTEND TO ME!" - Your Cat I feel your pain, I have one of those cats myself.

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