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By anonymous - 19/08/2016 20:22 - United States

Today, I was talking to the cute new boy from my class whom I have a crush on, really quiet, shy, and smart. when I turned to say 'Hi' we collided face first and I knocked him down the stairs and broke his arm. FML.

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farmgirl98 14

Saturday 20 August 2016 22:19

Sounds like he's falling for you op!

r83839 22

Sunday 21 August 2016 3:08

Now you have an excuse to go visit him and hang out outside of school.

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farmgirl98 14

Saturday 20 August 2016 22:19

Sounds like he's falling for you op!

r83839 22

Sunday 21 August 2016 3:08

Now you have an excuse to go visit him and hang out outside of school.

HDR 19

Monday 22 August 2016 0:30

Exactly what #2 said. You can apologize and keep him company

lonelyny1945 8

Sunday 16 October 2016 1:41

You're in! Now you get to offer to take care of him, and there is always the Florence Nightingale effect!

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