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By laurpasc1 - 08/06/2016 14:54 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was talking to our company programmer about his recent diabetes diagnosis. We started talking about which restaurants in town that he could eat at, and without thinking, I asked if he had tried the new doughnut shop. FML.

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Emma1562 35

Thursday 9 June 2016 6:08

That's not that bad actually

Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 0:35

Considering the diabetics I know that are older, I am sure he already checked out the donut shop! But hey, they may have healthy alternatives, sandwiches or something. Don't feel so bad OP. You were having a conversation. No biggie.

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Emma1562 35

Thursday 9 June 2016 6:08

That's not that bad actually

Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 0:35

Considering the diabetics I know that are older, I am sure he already checked out the donut shop! But hey, they may have healthy alternatives, sandwiches or something. Don't feel so bad OP. You were having a conversation. No biggie.

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