Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to go to the beach with my "friends". They... - FML

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By DyingAloneTonight - 04/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was supposed to go to the beach with my "friends". They didn't think to invite me until yesterday. I changed my whole day to accommodate their plans. They were THREE HOURS late. Because my transportation is limited, I had to go home. I am apparently flakey and have inconvenienced them. fml

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lifes_rough23 8

Wednesday 4 May 2016 19:18

what assholes.

kwsunshine 5

Thursday 5 May 2016 2:53

You need new friends.

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lifes_rough23 8

Wednesday 4 May 2016 19:18

what assholes.

oliviaaaa7 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:08

Why wouldn't you have gotten a ride from one of your "friends"? Or called them before you left to see where they were at or when they'd get there?

monkeytater96 23

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:31

My life right there. Ive been left out of many fun adventures due to not driving and my "friends" not helping out.

brownsugarxo 15

Thursday 5 May 2016 2:03

your friends suck. I know the struggle

kwsunshine 5

Thursday 5 May 2016 2:53

You need new friends.

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