By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
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Wandering_fml 0

Dude, some advice; if you EVER compare your girlfriend to an animal, make sure it isn't a huge animal that could be considered an indirect way of calling her fat. And even then, you're taking a big risk. When she's depressed, don't say much. Let her talk. She'll talk herself through it, all she needs is someone to listen to her and hold her. Someone who cares.

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Jared1James 4

Maybe it would be a better idea to just snuggle with her and no stupid comments. If my girlfriend was depressed, I'd kiss her neck and tell her I love her and make her smile and laugh. :) But nice try. :P

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Sanrio90 8

You need to find a girlfriend who isn't a whiney bitch.

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menglor 1

if you like being complimented that your legs are like a Horse, I am assuming your tired of being called a Cow. No offense!

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SarlaccBits 0

Tell your girlfriend to stop being so damn oversensitive. What the hell is wrong with people.

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Hellsno 0

You told her she had horse legs?!?! Maybe she was crying because her boyfriend is an insensitive clod! LOL Funny stuff man. lol

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anon224 0

how the hell could you think that was a compliment....i swear guys are idiots sometimes... you definitely deserved it, dude

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beaniebabe 0

how many women have you met that enjoy being called horse legs???

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curryndricegirll 0

i don't know why you have so many YDIs. you were trying to do a nice thing.

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