By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
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Wandering_fml 0

Dude, some advice; if you EVER compare your girlfriend to an animal, make sure it isn't a huge animal that could be considered an indirect way of calling her fat. And even then, you're taking a big risk. When she's depressed, don't say much. Let her talk. She'll talk herself through it, all she needs is someone to listen to her and hold her. Someone who cares.

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Jared1James 4

Maybe it would be a better idea to just snuggle with her and no stupid comments. If my girlfriend was depressed, I'd kiss her neck and tell her I love her and make her smile and laugh. :) But nice try. :P

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Nederlander95 14

Usually I think girls horribly overreact, but that might be the worst compliment I have ever heard.

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vandeele 8

That should make her feel better.. I love it when people compliment my legs, I am proud of my strong legs and body..Im a surfer so you can only imagine how strong my legs are.. she should be flattered. strong legs on girls is HOT, tired of seeing anorexic hitches everywhere... thigh gap this, thigh gap that. its gross. so good for you for not liking that. I hope I. find a guy like you who actually doesn't like sticks

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Perry85 42

Kudos on trying to make her feel better but from now on I would suggested staying away from animal similarities...

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