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By elspo - 19/08/2016 17:47

Today, I was sexting my boyfriend so when I went to pick him up from work I put some cute lingerie on, only for him to be too drunk to walk and to pass out asleep when we got home. FML
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stayydomii 21

One, why was your boyfriend drunk at work? Two, shit happens, people tend to get too crazy and unfortunately sex was not on the menu. It's nice that you tried to spice things up and surprise your partner and it's shitty that he was too drunk to do anything. I'm sure he will regret it once he is sober.

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stayydomii 21

One, why was your boyfriend drunk at work? Two, shit happens, people tend to get too crazy and unfortunately sex was not on the menu. It's nice that you tried to spice things up and surprise your partner and it's shitty that he was too drunk to do anything. I'm sure he will regret it once he is sober.

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ajs828 8

Happens to me all the time. I'll get all dolled up for date night, hair, makeup, lingeri, all of it then he gets home and date night turns into takeout at home. As for being drunk at work, mine works at a car dealership . After 5 the booze gets broken out cuz the upper management goes home (not that they care anyway as long as the work gets done) and pretty much everyone drinks. He stays an extra hour, unpaid, just to hang out and drink. He knows he drinks too much and is supposedly cutting down, but I know he's not. Time to have a talk. Woohoo.

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