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By Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 14:28 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. My wife came in and thought I was jerking him off. She wouldn't believe my explanation. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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Doggy style

By failuretolaunch2 - 26/02/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML

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Love is love

By Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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What the…

By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By aXel - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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greenfairy_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 0:31

you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

Yunie_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:02

Nice guy. Been together long?

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 7:55

Anyone who's telling you to dump him is a humorless idiot.

commonsense31 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:05

I agree with 32 I say stuff all the time I don't really mean so don't fyl just give him some and see what if he says the same after he's gotten some attention

claritin 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:11

Either every single girl on this website is dating a giant asshole, or no one can take a joke these days.

OuttaMind 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:44

Please tell me he was kidding.

DiSab 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:54

@24 - So I take it you're from West Virginia, right?

Alicia_Raven7 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 4:07

hey!? got a problem with West Virginia!?

jdpwnsyou 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:57

Get a sense of humor.

nanii_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:39

I always feel awkward rubbing a dog's stomach, because I read that it is actually sexually stimulating to them. Most people don't know that. Anyway, depending on the way your boyfriend said it, I'm sure he just meant to be funny. Unless he sounded grumpy.