Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, I was jogging through the park and in my enthusiasm I thought I’d be able to jump over a bench in my stride. I tripped mid-jump, landed face-first in the grass, and scared a group of schoolkids who were on a tour of the city. FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML
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Top comments
rabidhatter 0
Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.
Tehalon 0
YDI, Noob.
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Comments (50)
noordinarylove 0
I hope your fanny pak didn't get damaged while you were rollerblading.
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
lol
skittlesxmonster 5
least it wasn't like..rare granit or something O_O
Failercoptor 0
Whats the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents that you're gay.
Elphieba 4
Not funny a second time.
blapimp182 0
Who still rollerblades!?
Vanee 0
lol really?? u dun have a bike ?? :P
LilleyWhite 0
who rollerblades while taking pictures?
24788 6
I don't think anyone really cares. They're only flowers and nothing special.
rinzlerkitty94 31
You aren't in college, are you?
24788 6
That's not so bad. They were only flowers.
coloradodude12 0
Yeah, who cares. It's your money.
Me27 0
All flowers are special. *end nature nerd* But yeah, don't feel too bad. I'm sure they're not *dead* - maybe just a little banged up. My question is - what kind of university puts rare flowers out on a campus full of college students?