Transportation: Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by...

By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Marfo101 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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GloomySkyz 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:16

If nobody has realized from reading all these FMLs yet, Its the really stuck up popular girls that do this kinda stuff. Spending the rest of your life with her or a part of it would be a bitch.

Aelaena 6

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:03

WOW what a bitch

Comments

mmv9 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:46

Don't take it up the ass. For all you know you could have done better like saying "Oh would you like to sit down?" Jeezz

kittycatgirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:56

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dolphingirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:55

How is this an FML? If I've been sitting all day at work, sometimes I'd rather stand on the sub/bus. Why do attractive people always get accused of being bitchy for every little thing that offends you. Did you try verbally offering the seat? She might have nicely told you she just felt like standing. Or maybe she didn't feel like talking to someone, which has nothing to do with you at all.

snoopy2010 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:29

Wow the people commenting on this clearly have no idea how a school bus differs from a subway or public bus. This is a friggin school bus, probably filled with junior high kids who at least vaguely know each other (or have seen each other) from around school. Reading shouldn't be this hard.

the1ultimate 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:51

Don't worry about it, at least you made the gesture. Don't read too much into it.

Dorque 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:00

Yay #7. I'll repeat it - it's not always about you. Get over yourself, and get over it. Also, he said he was on the bus, going home from school. He never said he was on a school bus. Or even that he was in grade/high school. To all of you saying stop making assumptions.... stop making assumptions!

papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:06

#101, you would have a point except this clearly isn't a school bus. it says the girl boarded the bus when it was already riding. plus, it says the bag was on the seat next to him, not on the same seat. so, no.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:33

Wow, take everything so personally? I'd rather stand than sit next to a stranger. The only reason you even care that she didn't take the seat is because she was supposedly hot.

abbyxroad 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 9:34

Maybe she didn't notice that you moved your backpack. You should've told her to have a seat, and if she was snotty about that, then you'd have an FML. But until then, this isn't one.

XGCHappyFace 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 10:20

Not really a FML... Plenty of people prefer to stand while on the bus (myself included) and unless she completely blew you off there's no real reason she didn't sit there simply because you were in the next seat... I think you'll survive this one -_-