Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a...

By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 372

You deserved it 4 685

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Overbearing much?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 14:02

Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 478

You deserved it 161

By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 739

You deserved it 225

Technologically challenged

By Weirdo - 22/11/2020 08:02

Today, once again, my mom chewed me out for, “playing games on the computer all day.” I’m not playing, it’s 3D modeling, and it’s my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 158

You deserved it 96

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 878

You deserved it 3 135

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 178

You deserved it 10 237

Crossed Animal

By NotCool - 19/01/2021 19:57 - United States - Midlothian

Today, just like every other day, my mom has prioritized doing chores and chatting with her neighbors above even talking to me. This would be fine, if it wasn't in Animal Crossing. Apparently, a lifestyle video game is more important than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 902

You deserved it 134

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 700

You deserved it 7 357

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 835

You deserved it 393

By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 20:22 - United States - Newark

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 197

You deserved it 1 733

Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 920

You deserved it 182

Trigabyte 8

Monday 24 June 2013 0:43

Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.

GetPuckedUp 3

Monday 24 June 2013 0:42

eat at McDonlads just to spite her.

Comments

tgstorm 12

Monday 24 June 2013 3:54

What is with these hardcore vegans?

SomeDeadRabbits 8

Monday 24 June 2013 3:58

I think you need to grow a pair.

LyraAlluse 25

Monday 24 June 2013 4:04

Meanwhile, I am chasing chickens around in Zelda, and just when I think I can get away with it, they all gang up on me and pluck my eyes out.

jw90 18

Monday 24 June 2013 4:05

Did she think you were going to eat them?

ZeroGK 9

Monday 24 June 2013 4:27

sit down with her and have a mature talk about it bro

RensM 22

Monday 24 June 2013 4:27

Got to love AC3

lifesucks1217 6

Monday 24 June 2013 4:33

I wouldn't let my kid play rated m games till they are at least 15 years old or older just saying...

kyoyaotori 7

Monday 24 June 2013 5:45

What does that even have to DO with this? The point is that the mother is a strict vegan, saw her child playing Assassin's Creed 3 where you cannot progress without hunting animals, and threw a fit. There is nothing here about age, let alone the rated M game, just the mom's reaction.