Kids: Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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deprivedwriter 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

lmfao....ouch Poor hamster... you deserved it though

starlalove 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Grab your kid and RUN!!

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pleasedonttellme 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:38

#52. The hamster has no life anymore :(

replaceme 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:40

oh my god, this is hilarious. harsh, but hilarious. FYL.

jc21_fml 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:57

haha i wonder what went throu the hamster's head.. probably something like, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! yeah something along those lines. hahaha

cocky 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:39

hahahahahaha. that's ******* amazing!!

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:51

Can you say traumatized?

kaitlynadele 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 8:52

I think I hate you.

Jarlais 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 8:58

haha... well, at least you didn't punt it as hard as you could...things can always be worse!

FluteGirl 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:02

How could you not tell that it was a hampster ball you dumb ass. you totally deserved it

Subjectzero 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:04

fake as hell. a hamster ball is easy to identify

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:14

fake, and this is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OxvgGhF8Qc

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