Miscellaneous: Today, I was performing my fitness exam for the military. I know...

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By rosezombie27 - 02/03/2016 18:57 - United States

Today, I was performing my fitness exam for the military. I know females fart, but never heard it before. My partner was a female and on the sit ups, on the second one she ripped one so bad while I was holding her ankles and I couldn't move. FML

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dolphinlvr7 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:15

Actually it was probably a queef, don't worry they don't smell.

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dolphinlvr7 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:15

Actually it was probably a queef, don't worry they don't smell.

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