Today, I was patiently sitting in the turning lane to turn left.... - FML

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By Mathilde Pinault - 09/08/2017 20:48

Today, I was patiently sitting in the turning lane to turn left. That was until I was hit head on by a guy going over the speed limit because he was late for work and tried skipping traffic. According to the cop its "legal". He got away with it. I'm left with a ticket and 3000 bucks of damage. FML

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Mathilde Pinault 9

Wednesday 16 August 2017 19:19

I did he still got away with it, it was ruled our fault

kimdaa 13

Saturday 12 August 2017 15:45

You should still report the accident to your insurance company. Even without being ticketed, the guy who hit you was at fault. There should be a police report available in a few days with the other driver's information. Let your insurance company do the rest. Good luck to you!

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kimdaa 13

Saturday 12 August 2017 15:45

You should still report the accident to your insurance company. Even without being ticketed, the guy who hit you was at fault. There should be a police report available in a few days with the other driver's information. Let your insurance company do the rest. Good luck to you!

Mathilde Pinault 9

Wednesday 16 August 2017 19:19

I did he still got away with it, it was ruled our fault

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