By peepeepainter - 07/01/2014 02:25 - United States - Jasper

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML
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afulcer 11

Oh that stinks... I hope you can paint over it with white!

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zoegirl_455 30

Quick! paint everything black and claim you were influenced by the Rolling Stones

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vijay_2002 1

rub it harder....may be itll turn white! :D LOLOLOL!

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Never2wonderland 5

They do say once you go black you never go back. God just blessed you! Honorary black shlong on a once white part cant be all that bad right?

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cchuckcloninger 5

OMG!!! Hold the fort! Impossible to rub your hand on it again slightly to "non-penis" I suppose and re-paint when dry?

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ZeldaPaulThingy 17

Then just keep painting over it dumbass

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katyviper 22

Just "accidentally" smudge a little more black on to it, so it doesn't look like that anymore :)

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