Miscellaneous: Today I was out with a few friends and we decided to get high.... - FML

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By Dj - 08/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Freehold

Today I was out with a few friends and we decided to get high. We had weed but nowhere to go so we decided I should roll the blunts at the local trainstation. While I was there a train passed and caused three grams of weed to blow away in the wind. Now I'm out of weed, and feel like a dumbass. FML

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hoponpip 20

Monday 8 August 2016 15:26

considering that cops hang around train stations and keep an eye out for shady activity that was very stupid - so you're a double dumbass in all fairness. really.

GhostFox 33

Monday 8 August 2016 15:03

Well, posting about what sounds very much like a crime- considering that recreational marijuana use is still illegal in NJ- isn't exactly the height of intelligence.

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juniorbirdman 7

Tuesday 16 August 2016 1:25

You are a dumbass

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