By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 197
You deserved it 21 673

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I've never heard testicles called "ladies" before, but yup, you definitely harassed them.

MrClean17 15

Every man can relate to the pain of sitting on one's own balls

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Through no fault of your own? Whose fault was it then?

rubyliu8420 7

So exactly who's fault could it have been?

Dgenerate 3

Karma might have saved your ass there for an unknown reason

roryriddle 5

How is it not your fault that you sit on your own balls