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By mathisbad - 04/11/2016 04:47 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I was on Facebook and my step mother wrote "Happy 25th anniversary sweetie" talking to my dad. I thought it was cute, until I did the math... My parents divorced when I was 5, I am 28... 2 years are overlapping FML

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 5 November 2016 18:19

It's obvious the had an affair. That was the cause of the divorce. Not that difficult to figure out.

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 5 November 2016 18:51

At some family dinner, on of my older half sisters asked my dad and his third wife (who he introduced to us when I was fifteen, about a year after he separated from my mother) when they fell in love with each other. Apparently I was less than two years old at that time.

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Lepisma 38

Friday 18 November 2016 6:06

Wow... Who spat in your cereal this morning, 14?

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