Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting...

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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IceCream53423 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:55

That sucks. You're a jerk

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:56

why were you next to a kid you didn't know? and why would you think that would cheer him up?

Atreyu_Love 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:56

LMFAO THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

colourmealy 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:57

well you meant well

ecoeco777 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:58

Haha what a loser.

Katzilla_dances 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:02

Your arms and hands are not to leave the car during the ride, dumbass.

normanhassen 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:03

F u

toogood 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:05

Wow did you throw up on him to make him feel better for hitting him in the face

tomoturtle 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:07

smart move and whats with the wussy 13 year old?????? and i agree with number 83

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:08

He should suck it up.

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