Work: Today, I was offered a great job as a programmer for Disney....

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By JP - 06/05/2016 21:23 - United States - Mount Dora

Today, I was offered a great job as a programmer for Disney. As I was filling out the initial paperwork and signing the job offer letter, the recruiter called me back. Disney decided not to move forward. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2016 16:11

Put that shit on job search websites... that's totally inappropriate of them.

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smallandroid 26

Saturday 7 May 2016 16:11

Put that shit on job search websites... that's totally inappropriate of them.

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