Miscellaneous: Today, I was minding my own business at my schools wrestling...

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By kpohl - 17/01/2016 01:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was minding my own business at my schools wrestling tournament when I turned and saw a really cute guy. Instead of going to talk to him I froze up causing me to drop and shatter my phone. He looked over and laughed. FML

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