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By Anonymous - 31/12/2016 20:11 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was making love with my husband and when I had an orgasm I shit myself. I will never live this down. FML

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jakendrick3 6

Sunday 1 January 2017 22:49

Going to use all of my willpower to avoid making a shitty pun - oh damn.

JamieLuv2u 11

Monday 2 January 2017 0:43

Nah, don't think of it as something you have to live down. Your husband is probably thrilled, as he can say he literally ****** the shit out of you! Most people are striving to come that hard! Well done!

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jakendrick3 6

Sunday 1 January 2017 22:49

Going to use all of my willpower to avoid making a shitty pun - oh damn.

JamieLuv2u 11

Monday 2 January 2017 0:43

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