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By drop it - 28/04/2016 06:35 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was literally scared to the floor when my dad walked into the room from the darkness. He said I literally went from standing to the floor within a second. While he's all good and laughing, my ass is killing me. FML

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Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 5:12

Don't feel too bad OP, I've had similar occurrences in my own life. There's a reason I've developed a high pain tolerance over the years.... =~=''

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Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 5:12

Don't feel too bad OP, I've had similar occurrences in my own life. There's a reason I've developed a high pain tolerance over the years.... =~=''

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