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By Unemployed - 25/05/2016 06:08 - Australia - Mount Gravatt

Today I was let go because the financial planning company who hired 6 new staff members in the last 6 months realised they can't afford a fully qualified broker... oh and a blonde, big busted receptionist started as I was walked off the premises. FML

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MiaTheMartian 21

Thursday 26 May 2016 2:02

I mean, that sucks for you, but I don't think being blonde nor big-busted disqualifies you from getting a job. I get what your saying, she might just be the best goddamn receptionist they've ever had, she just happens to have those assets as well

OhPuhleeze 23

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:48

The work scene is really bad in BrisVegas.. Idiots for letting you go. I hope you get a decent job soon. Cheers mate.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:48

The work scene is really bad in BrisVegas.. Idiots for letting you go. I hope you get a decent job soon. Cheers mate.

MiaTheMartian 21

Thursday 26 May 2016 2:02

I mean, that sucks for you, but I don't think being blonde nor big-busted disqualifies you from getting a job. I get what your saying, she might just be the best goddamn receptionist they've ever had, she just happens to have those assets as well

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