Miscellaneous: Today, I was kissing my boyfriend when my tongue ring got caught... - FML

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By SummerDeAnn23 - 06/04/2016 02:40 - United States

Today, I was kissing my boyfriend when my tongue ring got caught on his. In terrible pain, I tried sticking my finger in the midst of our tongues to fix the problem when my boyfriend decided to bite down.... on my finger. Went to the hospital to get it checked, walked out with stitches. FML

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