Miscellaneous: Today, I was jamming to Marilyn Manson at a red light, I got... - FML

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By shrek1000 - 13/07/2016 23:36 - United States - Aurora

Today, I was jamming to Marilyn Manson at a red light, I got really into it and started drumming on my wheel and singing. The cop next to me thought I was having a seizure he came to my car to make sure I was ok. While explaining I was fine the next song started, it was n.w.a fuck the police. FML

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kfchicken 31

Thursday 14 July 2016 16:39

quite a playlist you got there aha

theawesomeonee 8

Thursday 14 July 2016 22:02

Why the heck didn't you just turn off your radio when the cop approached?

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kfchicken 31

Thursday 14 July 2016 16:39

quite a playlist you got there aha

dando0405 10

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:58

t h i s n e v e r h a p p e n e d

theawesomeonee 8

Thursday 14 July 2016 22:02

Why the heck didn't you just turn off your radio when the cop approached?

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