Today, I was in the old homestead orchard. Digging a resting...

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By Warmonger_Smurf - 23/08/2018 07:51 - United States - Port Townsend

Today, I was in the old homestead orchard. Digging a resting place for my dog that died last night. I ended up breaking a hydraulic line. So now I have a dead dog, a broken backhoe, and a half dug hole. FML

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Leeono 26

Sunday 26 August 2018 10:52

But one of hell of a country music song ready to go!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 0:42

I don't remember Old Yeller ending like this.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 0:42

I don't remember Old Yeller ending like this.

Leeono 26

Sunday 26 August 2018 10:52

But one of hell of a country music song ready to go!

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