Health: Today, I "was in the bathroom" ( wink wink ). My mother walked...

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By jimmy neutron - 15/07/2016 23:50 - United States - Filer

Today, I "was in the bathroom" ( wink wink ). My mother walked in as soon as I was done. She then approached me later asking what I was doing. She said that it smelled like I was doing drugs. FML.

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19foxy81 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 22:45

Tell her you were getting busy with yourself and used some of her lotion and maybe her lotion has drugs in it...

protospartan065 6

Sunday 17 July 2016 7:24

Use the lock when in the bathroom.

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19foxy81 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 22:45

Tell her you were getting busy with yourself and used some of her lotion and maybe her lotion has drugs in it...

protospartan065 6

Sunday 17 July 2016 7:24

Use the lock when in the bathroom.

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