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By Anonymous - 11/11/2017 08:59 - United States - Marcellus

Today I was in active labor with my first child. I wanted to get an epidural. After 2 failed attempts they finally got it on the third try. It only halfway worked and I could feel everything from on one side. FML

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 14:41

This is exactly what happened to me. Four days of labor, 3rd one in I went for epidural which they kept blowing & then it only worked on half my body. I ended up having to have a emergency c-section on the fourth day & was freaking out that I would feel it. Thank God they did a block before hand & I felt only pressure/pulling. Would still do it again! Congrats on the new addition!!! :)

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 14:41

This is exactly what happened to me. Four days of labor, 3rd one in I went for epidural which they kept blowing & then it only worked on half my body. I ended up having to have a emergency c-section on the fourth day & was freaking out that I would feel it. Thank God they did a block before hand & I felt only pressure/pulling. Would still do it again! Congrats on the new addition!!! :)

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