Miscellaneous: Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying...

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 16:00 - United States - New Smyrna Beach

Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

ily_hun996 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

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GlowingHelix 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:13

by sending that txt you took away the trust and arose the suspicion. you basically invited her to come home YDI

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:13

Of course she did, who sends a text like that?

khatuba 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:17

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caffrinn 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:39

idiot. try reading the post over before you go all grammar snob on him. 'I was house sitting' is what it says. jackass.

khatuba 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:53

dude, i wasn't grammar snobbing all over the guy, i just didn't realize it said "sitting." grammar snobbing would've been more like "it's i was home, idiot." or something like that. chill.

eehizle 0

Friday 23 April 2010 2:09

caffrin is a biiiiiiiiitch 

marz88 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:18

Did you miss out on the "Throwing a party while my parents aren't home" class? You are what I like to call an idiot haha. That's like killing someone then calling the police after the investigation and thanking them for not checking on you. Ah to be young and retarded.

lexiBRo 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:18

lol.. thats like getting pulled over by the cops for speeding and saying.."thanks officer for not checking my blood alcohol content" knowing that you were drinking... YDI