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By The_Dork_Knight - 26/06/2016 18:34 - United States - Eagle Point

Today, I was hit on by a homeless woman at work. She asked my coworker and I for $18 so she could get a motel and shower for the first time in awhile. After we said we didn't have any cash she told me I'm very cute and walked out. She's the first woman to hit on me face-to-face in over 6 months. FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 14:20

She may not have intended it as a compliment, OP.

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