Miscellaneous: Today, i was helping my daughter take off dirty clothes and shook... - FML

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By rissatey18 - 01/09/2016 18:27 - United States - Manassas

Today, i was helping my daughter take off dirty clothes and shook out a blanket that was on the ground outside. I felt itching so i decided to shower only to find that about 30 ants fell inside my bra, pants and panties from said blanket. fml

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zipJohn 16

Sunday 4 September 2016 16:33

"Oh gee, this is definitely going to make an FML post, but I need to be accurate on the number of ants..." One. Two. Three. Four...

TheSilencer30 13

Monday 5 September 2016 18:40

I dont feel this is true. If you were a grown adult you would care more about your grammar. Not saying this is fake just because of your grammar. But you need to sound more like an adult.

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