Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when...

By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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You deserved it 8 732

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Same thing different taste

By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

Tell her fiance.

ohhboyy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"

Comments

jcue13 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:32

dude i dont think your life sucks.. she just saved you the trouble.. just f*ck her harder the next time..

Ptvlover 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:47

#2....just. No. but OP that sucks really bad. Im sorry. =(

chickabowbow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:54

that sucks ass dude

almostouttt 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:54

what a bitch . and number 2, what is a person so naive doing on fmylife.com ?

rcd622 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:08

Dude thats never good but definately nothin to complain about. You have the ultimate blackmail but if you tell the fiance watch out he could come after you swingin.

acc093 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:09

oh get over it , you probably just wanted something to post on fmylife.com...

dcapp 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:11

thats so ****** up

yayaOMG 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:16

You know the rules, and so do I. #17 I ******* love you.

lemon_squeezy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:26

righttttt

paxromana 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:31

that's really messed up. seriously, tell the fiancé! it really shouldn't matter if the sex is good or not, but it's beyond creepy and rude that she answered the phone DURING sex. #22 - that was disgusting and hilarious.