By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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runescapescool 0

stinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thebigslim 13

You can't be serious...... epic fail.

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agitate1 0

Hahahahaha ouch. But just imagine if that happened to a chick?

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King_of_Kings 3

she may have liked it. how is this an FML? if all of you reading this are interested in seeing Things That Deserve To Be Destroyed, follow this link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions

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CherishFlowers 0

Ew, don't slap her ass that hard. It hurts, dumbass.

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603050294 0

OP has watched too many **** films. What looks sexy on film usually isn't so smooth in real life.

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2_someone_else_ 0

#40: It hurt for a moment, we laughed a bit and then kept going. Also, ppl were right about the position.

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