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By HylianTwilight - 14/01/2016 20:26 - United States

Today, I was faced with one of my worst fears. My psychotic ex was trying to break in, and I was pushing the door shut. I then had the idea to kick him, but my eyes flew open as my foot made contact with a pile of fur. Turns out it was just a dream, and I kicked my dog off the bed. FML

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