Kids: Today I was enjoying a day out at the zoo with my grandchildren....

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By NaughtyNana - 18/08/2016 11:58 - United States - Millville

Today I was enjoying a day out at the zoo with my grandchildren. We are in the middle of an extended heatwave but since we were in the shade I didn't think it was too bad. That is until my 2yo grandson commented loudly, "it's fucking hot, Nana." FML

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Marine23Risk 6

Friday 19 August 2016 20:39

in his defence it sounded ******* hot

brewmasterg 34

Saturday 20 August 2016 0:45

So make your own FML.

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lollord7819 7

Friday 19 August 2016 8:42

sorry op but i think i have you beat my younger niece drugged me and called me a light weight pussy

brewmasterg 34

Saturday 20 August 2016 0:45

So make your own FML.

Marine23Risk 6

Friday 19 August 2016 20:39

in his defence it sounded ******* hot

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